April 06, 2007

Allanvale (Day One) by Kirrby

We’re driving along on a busy road in (what you would hope to be) a reliable bus. We suddenly hear Mr. Caughey and Pat telling us how the bus brakes aren’t working and how one by one we are going to have to jump out of the bus. The doors open. People grab on to things and are getting ready to jump one by one, when suddenly you hear “APRIL FOOLS”
Bastards
That’s how our adventurous camp to the Grampians started.
Exciting hey?
Well no, actually because not too long after that, the bus broke down. We were stuck out there for about 6 hours, not one person stopped to see if we were ok…we did get a high number of beeps though.
For hours Mr. Caughey was trying ever so hard to get through to so many people till finally (just after Tristan had taken a group of four kids to the place we were staying), one lovely lady called up her niece who bought down a bus to pick the kids and the luggage up. Once they had left Mr. Caughey and I stayed back while we waited for Tristan.
Upon the arrival of Tristan and Patrick a tow truck appeared (the man driving looked like the murderer from “Wolf Creek” NO JOKE). Even thought the bus was about .5 tonnes too heavy for his truck he still was kind enough to take it to the RACV where we met a man who looked like Mr. Incredible (it was later taken back to Melbourne).
Finally, we were all at the camp where we had dinner. Everyone was tired and moody so many people were snappy at each other…even prepared to .. Kill?
On the first night everyone wanted to go on a walk to check out the “awesome” grave. Once I found out Scotty was going to scare them I wanted to join in, which I did. Funniest part was watching Luke and James get scared and run…then slowly come back…then run again lol. Good times.
After frightening them we all made a plan to scare Kat and Andrea. We had people hiding in trees, on rocks and even behind graves. "Oh yes, we'll get them", we said

DAY TWO....
Was it awesome?
Yes it was!
Or was it?
I already told you, it was!
(to be continued)

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

I haven't spoken to my mum about this as yet, however when i get the chance to have a proper convo about this I will...though I think it is a yes. Is it just for one day at the peninsula?

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna see if I can take it off work. Screw my boss. It's in 3 weeks anyway.

Anonymous said...

Was the bus really there for 6 hours?

RBT said...

no.
But it's good storytelling.
and it would have been close to 6...
Bus broke down about 1.30
Probably got picked up by the tow-truck guy at about 6

Anonymous said...

Lol..nice.

Anonymous said...

ROFL the april fools joke was HIlarious!!!!! Kirsten..."I HEARD SOMETHING I SWEAR I DID!!!!!!"...suuuure....we all say...you heard "something"...smells like teen spirit...

Anonymous said...

Here we are now...entertain us..

Don't get songs stuck in my head.

kirsten said...

i did ya noob. both times.
and dont u even try that song pat
dont u even TRY

Anonymous said...

ROFL!!! Why KiKi? Just give me one more night...and we'll see a mosquito...a libido...etc etc

Anonymous said...

I got a better one.
3,2,1 HIT IT!
Take out the papers and the trash! Or you don't get no spending cash! If you don't scrub the kitchen floor...you ain't gonna rock anymore!
YAKETY YAK! Don't go back...

Anonymous said...

Here's an EVEN better one:

But lately somethings changed...jessies got himself a girl and i want to make her mine....you know i wish that i had JESSIES GIRL! WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT!
I play along with the charade...

kirsten said...

your...well reeli sad ok?
HELLO
"HELLO"
ARE U, THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?
"HELLO"
ARE U, THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?
"NO,NO IM NOT THE BRAIN SPECIALIST NO I AM NOT...YES YES I AM"

Anonymous said...

...that's not exactly how it goes...so insulting...need to tell Ashlee!! She'll murder you...hehe...hehehe..muahahahahahahaha

kirsten said...

hay i did it from memory thank u very much

Anonymous said...

memory sucks...

kirsten said...

yea your does

Anonymous said...

I thinks it's you grammar AND spelling that sucks!!!

kirsten said...

...urm...tell me something i dont know?

Anonymous said...

You know what...I do not know...muahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I think it's 'you' grammar and spelling that sucks? Cough cough

kirsten said...

lmao hay so tru geez pat talk about being hypocritical

RBT said...

Might be a good time for you to ease out of this particular conversation Kirsten. Although you did spell hypocritical right. I'm proud.

Philosophically, it's interesting that you can spell "hypocritical" but not "true"

kirsten said...

...but im not being hypocritical i know im a bad speller. EVERYONE knows that. so hmpf to you all

RBT said...

hmpf?

Anonymous said...

Bahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Rofl...weird people...hi Ash! And Stace...